God can find you in jail, and you can find Him too! Really! And don’t worry, I’m not trying to diss the church by saying it’s like a prison, because… well, it’s not.

Do you notice a pattern stemming from my comics about Christianity? If you don’t, let me fill you in: every final Monday of the month, I will roll out a new comic about our wonderful Savior, Jesus Christ! Or, something.

Oh, and I wonder if this actually happens in any real prisons. If it does, I’d be amazed. Totally amazed. So amazed, I’d get myself drunk at the Holy Communion.

The problem is that my church doesn’t serve real wine.